Kats Audition

Bonjour~ So you’re the new freak who decided to join my carnival! Well then let’s get to know you.

New? But you sent me a…a..cad a dtugtar é ?….copy! A copy of that thing I signed last time I was working here :/ something about…uh…hrm…whats the phrase you used…’owned my ass’…. nó rud éigin mar sin….

First… how did you even find my carnival?

Oh I can’t remember how i found you guys the first time but I remember trying to find that guy…cad a ainm ?…..Terrance! yeah I heard he was really good at killing things….and I wanted to see if that was true! Tá mé ag iarraidh a bás and I hear he can help me!

Second… What makes you think you can handle the work here?

Well, I never need to sleep, or eat, or breathe…..nó rud ar bith i ndáiríre. I fall apart a lot but I’m getting better at sewing and staying put together so you don't have to worry too much about that this time! 

Third… What are your talents then? You must be good at something.

I’m a puppeteer! I can create exact macasamhla of people and control what they do with my strings. I can’t control too many at once but with more practice i think i could control more! I haven't been able to make some people…siad sruthán suas díreach…

Fourth… How are you with other people – like customers?

I think i scared a kid once when I couldn't find my arm but I’m very friendly with Costumers! The little kids are sure the best to talk to they tell me all sorts of cool things Cosúil cad é an ghrian , cad is madra , go im greannmhar ………..  Is fuath liom é nuair a gáire siad! I’m swear I’m not that funny :/  

Finally… What makes you freak enough to join?

…Bhuel ní féidir liom bás , titim mé a chéile go leor mar go bhfuil mé puipéad beo ...... and I uhhhh.... Is féidir liom a rialú gan a gcead a dhéanamh iad a dhéanamh rudaí spraoi !

(Irish translation if you need help. its from first to last)
-whats it called?
-or something like that
-whats his name?
-I’m trying to die!
-or anything really
-replicas
-they just burn up
-Like what the sun is, what a dog is, that im funny....i hate it when they laugh!
-Well I can't die, I fall apart a lot because I'm a living puppet..........I can control people without their consent to make them do fun things!